Vice President Palin????????

So Governor Palin addressed the Republican National Convention last night and, from what I saw and heard, she is a feisty individual that doesn’t give up.  Her and Senator McCain might give Senator Obama and Senator Biden a run for their money.  If she is successful in her bid for the Vice Presidency I certainly hope she keeps a diary to record all of the events that would transpire during her time in office.  She could publish these memoirs as a testament of her accomplishments to all of the American people.  Think of the possibilities………..

 

The Vice President Diaries

A short story by

Theo Montoya

 

The footsteps making way through the White House were careful, making only the occasional crunch on the floor, but a lifetime of living in the Alaskan woods had trained Vice President Palin’s ear well. The White House seemed large and empty. She figured her prowess wouldn't do much good against the five or six secret service agents stationed around the corner. She decided to slip past the unwanted crowd to the back entrance of the oval office. The agents out there weren't intent on her presence. And what was to happen was inevitable.

A soft knock came at the oval office door, a sound President McCain might have missed if he'd been asleep. It had begun. He quickly slipped from behind the mahogany desk with a grace that belied his height and firm build. Silently, he raced across the room to answer the call. In seconds, he was at the door, waiting for what was on the other side. Not bothering with a light, he pulled the door open before another knock came, though Vice President Palin’s hand was already raised.

A patch of Vice President Palin’s pale shoulder showed through the tangle of her hair. He would have touched it if he hadn't feared startling her, but he didn't want that. Once she was in the office, once she saw what he saw, once this moment started, their lives would be changed. He didn't know how he knew that, but he did. A part of him had been waiting for this moment, fearing it since the Republican National Convention -- and it wasn't just the fear and excitement of being caught, the idea that because one woman had once dislocated his hip, this one would, too.

"We need to veto that legislation," Vice President Palin said in an apologetic whisper, with only the smallest jut of her chest toward the silhouette in front of her. "It won’t meet our agenda."

President McCain swallowed. A veto was serious. "Why not?"

She started to explain.  Go to her, cried a silent voice, but he remained inert. Barely breathing, he listened. The minute went by. Then two. They inched their way closer, then stopped. Their bodies went still.  Finally, President McCain could take no more.  With the same authority that had won him the election, he grabbed Vice President Palin and threw her on his desk.  As he started to peel off her clothes...............

 

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