Wednesday, September 24, 2008

President Bush Addresses Nation on Financial Crisis

Earlier tonight, President Bush addressed the nation concerning the Wall Street financial crisis, telling the American people just how fucked they actually are.

“Really fucked, REALLY fucked.” Said Bush, as he read off of the teleprompter. “I mean, you guys are REEEEEALLY fucked..........”

After the speech, President Bush was seen securing his assets in Middle Eastern oil futures.

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