Last night, in a move most people viewed as impossible to pull off, John McCain somehow managed to stay up past his 6 o’clock bedtime to address the crowd and accept the party’s Presidential nomination at the Republican National Convention. The crowd paid close attention and seemed unsure how to react as an unassisted John McCain slowly waddled to the podium, but soon erupted into unbridled, enthusiastic cheers as they watched McCain stand behind the microphone, rambling on and erratically shaking his fist.
Before the appearance, many delegates were pleasantly surprised to see Senator McCain trolling the hallways of the convention hall without the assistance of his Hoveround personal power chair. The senator appeared in good spirits and even took the time to enjoy an Enfamil formula shake with several of the older delegates in attendance. The night did not go off without a hitch, however, as later in the evening Senator McCain was overheard accusing Cindy McCain of stealing his pills. The misplaced pills were eventually found safely tucked away in his diaper bag.
4 comments:
what's even more amazing is the 26% more Americans thought to tune in to hear McCain than hey did to hear Obama. I guess it's hard for all the Obama supporters to balance watching their candidate while smoking crack at the same time. What Obama should have done to reach his target audience is slot his speech in between Frank Azar and massage therapy school commercials at 2 pm on channel 20.
Ha ha ha, stupid crackheads. As a hard-core, war-lovin', Republican, I too do not like crackheads. I prefer the support of every redneck, gun loving, bigot, racist, hillbilly in America. At least they are not stupid enough to only hurt themselves.
Needless to say, I support John for president of the United States of America. While we were POWs John believed in the "first in, first out" code of conduct. This is also how he will manage the war in Iraq. The Iraqis were there first, so we won't leave until they do!
To learn more about John, our great candidate for president please see the following biography.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rambo
Woah, McBain showed up. No way.
Oh, and McCain may have brought the popular vote to a dead heat but he's still looking uphill when it comes to the electoral vote. Of course Obama supporters watched the speeches by McCain and Palin. There were only reruns on those nights. The Palin speech managed to raise 10 million dollars in a single day for the Obama camp.
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