Earlier today, Senator Barack Obama traveled to the land of Coral Gables, FL. to speak to his people regarding their day to day afflictions. As he spoke, he promised relief from the evil and tyranny that has plagued the land for the past eight years.
“Blessed are the middle class, for they shall have tax benefits. Blessed are the women workers, for they shall have equal pay. Blessed are the unemployed, for their numbers shall decrease. Blessed are the blue-collar workers, for they shall have job security. Blessed are the college students, for they shall have tuition for school. Blessed are the 401k plan participants, for theirs is the kingdom of retirement.” said Senator Obama as he spoke to the multitude.
After the speech, many of the multitude were seen flocking toward Obama in an attempt to be in his presence. One woman in attendance instantly received a raise at work when she managed to get close enough to touch the hem of his Brooks Brothers garment.
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